Best Childhood Memory

BEST CHILDHOOD MEMORY

You sleep on sofa and magically wake up on bed :)

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Malulupet Na Sagot Sa Mga Simpleng Tanong

1. TANONG: San ka nagpunta?
SAGOT: diyan lang.

2. TANONG: Kumaen ka na?
SAGOT: Kanina pa.

3. TANONG: Anong oras ka aalis?
SAGOT: Maya maya

4. TANONG: Anong ginagawa mo?
SAGOT: Wala

5. TANONG: Anong trip mong music?
SAGOT: ung malupet.

6. TANONG: Bakit ganun?
SAGOT: hayaan mo na un

7. TANONG: Ano sabi niya?
SAGOT: Basta

8. TANONG: Hi?
SAGOT: Hu u?

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Mga Pamatay Na Banat

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2 grade two students ang naiwan sa classroom


girl: bakit ka nakatitig sa nameplate ko?

boy: inantay ko kasi malipat ung apelyido ko eh.

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pag nadulas ka sa harap ng crush mo...
ang the best na palusot:





"see how i fall for you?"
awwts

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mas matindi kung ito maririnig mo sa crush mo:

alam mo parang tumataba ka...


bumibilog...

at unti-unting...



nagiging mundo ko...

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boy: tapos na ba mga exams mo?

girl: bakit mo naman tinatanong yan?

boy: para ako naman sagutin mo!

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GF na selosa: napakadami mong babae! Sabihin mo nga sa aken, sino ba talaga ang laman ng puso mo?
BF: Malay ko, kaw laging may dala eh...

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BOY:anong english ng mahal kita?
GiRL: i love you..
Boy: i love you too..

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boy: alam mo ba? ang bigas, gasolina, pamasahe, tuition fee, isda, karne, lahat sila nagmamahalan...

girl: eh ano ngayon?

boy: tayo na lang kaya ang hindi!

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a sweet fight

gf: ayoko na talaga! dadalhin ko na lahat ng sa'kin. hindi na ko babalik!

[paglabas ni gf sa pinto]

bf: hoy! babae! may nakalimutan ka!

gf: ano?

bf: hindi ano! AKO!


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boy: ang ganda ng mundo.
girl : bakit mo naman nasabi?
boy: (sabay tingin sa girl) dahil ikaw ang mundo ko!

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boy: excuse me miss? may lahi ba kayo ng kuto?

girl: wala naman bakit?

boy: hindi ka kasi mawala sa ulo ko...

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Boy: Ahhhmmm.. Siguro ang galing mong mag-puzzle noh?!
Girl: Hala?! Ano?! Bkit?!
Boy: Kasi umaga palang... Binuo mo na ang araw ko...

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Boy: Ako na ang mag'babayad ng tuition fee mo.
basta ang pag'aralan mo lang ay ang mahalin ko.

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Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? Kasi type kita eh.

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Noong minahal kita, daig ko pa na'traffic sa EDSA.
I can’t move on.

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Alam mo bang scientist ako? At ikaw ang Lab ko!

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Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?? Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

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boy:miss pustiso kaba?
girl:bakit nmn ha?!
boy:i cant smile w/o u kc eh

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boy:di ka ba napapgod?
girl:nde,,bkt?
boy:knina kapa kc 2matakbo sa icp ko eh

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boy: 'kala ko ba malakas instinct ng mga girls.
girl: syempre naman, madali kaming makaramdam kung may nangyayari na.
boy: ganun? eh bakit di mo nararamdaman na mahal na kita?

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boy: alam mo isa na lang ang kulang sa buhay mo.
girl: pano mo naman nasabi yan?
boy: simple lang. hindi pa kasi tayo eh.

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"Science has proven that sugar melts in water. So please don't walk in the rain..otherwise i will lose such a SWEET person like you."

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SO: Mahirap nga e, so anong plano mo? (While we were planning to take our leave sa office para makapagbakasyon)

Ako: Plano? Ganun pa rin, maging asawa mo. (First time na bring up ang asawahan)

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Siya(Getting Irritated): Ano ba kasi hinahanap mo? Tagal na nating umiikot e. La pa rin ba?
ako: Di ko nga rin alam e. Basta pag nakita ko lam ko, yun na yun. Parang ikaw, nung una kitang nakita lam ko ikaw na.

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boy1: parang nakita kitang tumambay dito kahapon ah
girl: hindi kaya ako dumaan dito kahapon
boy1: hmmm, siguro kasi gusto lang kita makita
... tapos sumali si boy2 sa usapan
boy2: (para kay boy1) di ba may girlfriend ka na sa yakal?
natameme si boy1

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girl: playboy ka daw
boy1: weh? bakit gusto mong malaman
girl: kasi playgirl din ako baka bagay tayo, kaso natatakot ako baka mapadugo kita
boy2: eh mas marami kayang napadugo yan si boy1
girl: ok lang, masokista naman ako

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guy: ate ano na nga pangalan mo?
ate: ayan ka na naman, nagtatampo tuloy ako sa yo
guy: e ate sa ganda kasi ng pangalan mo di ko na tuloy maalala

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kung pagsasamin ba ang ikaw at ako...... magiging tayo?

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boy: teacher ka ba?
girl: sorry hindi, bakit naman pumasok sa isip mo yan?
boy: uhm, wala lang, tinuruan mo kasi akong magmahal.

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Boy: Pag dineretso ko ba tong daan na 'to, diretso ba 'to sa puso mo?

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Boy: Pag pinagsama ba ikaw at ako magiging tayo???

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(habang naglalakad) boy:TARA SA PRESINTO
girl;?????bakit naman?!!
boy: kc u stole my heart eh

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boy: hindi ka ba hinahanap sa inyo?
girl: bakit naman?
boy: kc lagi kang nasa isip ko

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palusot ng bobong manliligaw:

bobo: hindi naman totooang sinasabi nila na bobo ako. May isip din naman ako at Ikaw lang lagi ang nandun.

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boy: kung sakaling maging dalawa ba ang puso mo. maari bang ako naman ang mahalin non?

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ano ang height mo?
paano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?


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I'm a bee,can you be my honey

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may license ka ba?
coz your driving me crazy

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girl: nakakainis naman. Ang bagal.
boy: (siyempre sasagot ka? habang pinagpapawisan) oo nga ang bagal ng elevator no?
girl: hindi. ikaw! ang bagal mo kasing dumiskarte.

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"lika nga dito..."
siya, "bakit?"
"tignan mo nga yun, DON'T LEAVE YOUR VALUABLES UNATTENDED"

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girlfriend: HOY! Bakit 1/100 ka lang sa exam????

Boyfriend: Ikaw lang kasi ang TAMA sa buhay ko...

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may dalawang lalake...
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unang lalake: pare bakit hangang ngaun wala ka pang GF? tingnan mo ako nakakailan na...

pangalawang lalake: hindi pare...manhid ka lang eh...

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ikaw b ang may ari ng krayola?


kc kinukulayan mo ang buhay ko.

para ka kamong kulangot!

...you're so hard to get!

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anak ka ba ni Lord?

kc... sinasamba kita!

nye.

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sana "V" na lang ako..

para i'm always next to "U"


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girl: excuse me. may relo ka ba?
boy: oo, bakit, magtatanong ka ba kung anong oras na?
girl: hindi, itatanong ko lang kelan mo ko liligawan.

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Pagtatapat na Addict:

Boy Addict : adik man ako sayong paningin. subukan mong tumingin sa akin maadik ka rin!

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marunong ka bang magalaga?
mag-alaga ng kahit ano...
cguro oo kc mabait ka nmn...
ipapa-alaga ko sana itong puso ko!
alagaan mo nmn oh..
para hindi na ulit masaktan...

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TAE kba ?
d kc kita matiis e..

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kung aq may business babargain q lahat ng tao
ikaw hindi.
dahil sayo lang aq magmamahal

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sana BASO nalang ako

para your lips will always press against mine.

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GIRL: marunong kbang magduplicate ng susi ?
papagawa sana ako sayo ng kopya

para mkapasok din ako sa puso mo..

BOY: wala nmang susi ang puso e.. palaging BUKAS 'to para sayo.

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Manong Guard: miss wag ka muna pumasok GUARD ako d2
check ko muna gamit mo..

napasama ata puso ko

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B: fave subject mo ba ang geometry?
G:bakit?
B:kc kahit anong angle ang cute cute mo eh...

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boy: i never thought i'll love someone this much.

gil: so do i. you're the reason my eyes glitter in happiness

boy: glitter? wow english, pa-cheese burger ka naman. burger, burger, burger.

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nakita ni boy na malungkot na naman si girl:


boy: wanna feel extreme happiness?

girl: how?

boy: it easy. BE MINE!

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girl: umiinom ka na naman.

boy: eh gusto kong tamaan para makalimutan siya.

girl: aanhin mo pa ang alak eh kung sakin palang tinatamaan ka na

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boy: alam mo para kang bisyo.

girl: ang sama mo naman bakit ako naging bisyo?

boy: kasi, alam ko nang masama, pero wala akong magawa, nakaka addict ka eh.

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boy: are you diabetic?

girl: hindi naman.

boy: [nakahinga ng malalim] hay buti naman.

girl: bakit may problema ba?

boy: wala lang. I'm just planning to be the sweetest person for you.

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girl: oi sasama ka ba mamaya?

boy: ay hindi ako pwede eh,

girl: bakit naman. ano dahilan?

boy: magreresearch pa kasi ako kung pano ka magiging sakin.

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babae: ilan ba planeta sa mundo
lalake: dalawa lng alam ko eh
babae: bket dalawa lng?
lalake: because its you and me...against the world...

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bukod sa pagiging sexy, anu pa trabaho mo?

WOW! ganda ng legs mo, anung oras b yan nagbubukas?

I hope you know CPR, coz you take my breathe away...

kung ayaw mong mag kaanak sakin, praktisin n lng ntin...

huy! naghahanap ako ng kayamanan, pwede bang matignan yang chest mo?

alam mo ba ang bagay sau? AKO!

9.99 k pra sakin... mgiging 10 k lng pg naging tau...

Summer b pangalan mo, coz you're hot as hell!

kumusta ung langit bago k bumaba d2?

hindi ko kasalanan na mahulog ang loob ko sau, ikaw tong pumatid sakin eh...

please help the homeless, take me home with you...

panadero siguro magulang mo, ang ganda kac ng monay mo...

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(Humilig siya sa dibdib Ko)
Narinig Nya yung Tibok ng Puso Ko

Honey: Naririnig Ko yung Tibok ng PUso Mo Hon
Me: Malamang, Andyan ka sa Loob eh

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Boy: Sabi nila ang tapang ko daw..Ngayong kasama kita, napatunayan kong duwag pala ako.
Girl: Huh? bakit naman??
Boy: 'Di ko kasi kayang mag-isa kung wala ka!

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bf: ang init no?

gf: oo nga eh, buti na lang andito ka?

bf: bakit naman?

gf: para ka kasing soft cooling breeze.

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boy: [nahihiya]

girl: may nangyayari ba sayo?

boy: wala naman.. kasi nung nakita kita parang pringles na yung tibok ng puso ko.

girl: bakit naman pringles?

boy: kasi nung nakita kita, it popped and now it won't stop.

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boy: (tumayo patungo sa crush niya) excuse me, can you paint my love?

girl: eh di ba may brush ka naman?

boy: (parang nasupalpal sa sinabi ng babae, nakaisip ng ibang paraan) (binali ang brush niya sabay banat) ayan sira na brush ko, can you paint my love now?

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Boy: Miss are you tired?

Girl: Why????

Boy: Coz u keep running in my mind..

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The Elderly Mother

Three sons left home, went out on their own and Prospered. Getting
back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their
elderly mother.

The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."

The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."

The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how
mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well.

So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It
took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind.

Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites
it."

Soon thereafter, mom sent out her letters of thanks:

"Milton," she wrote one son, "The house you built is so huge. I live
in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."

"Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel. I stay most
of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is
so rude!"

"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "You have the good
sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious."

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10 Best Excuses When You Get Caught Falling Asleep On Your Desk

10 best excuses when you get caught falling asleep on your desk:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in
that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably
got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who
practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk...

1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

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Fact!

I'm one of those people that laughs at a joke 3 TIMES:

> ONCE when it's told to me

> ONCE when it's explained to me

and

> ONCE 5 minutes later when i finally understand it

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How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!

How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

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"Mom"

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

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Bestfriend

10th grade
As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

11th grade
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Senior year
The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Graduation Day
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

A Few Years Later
Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Funeral
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! `I wish I did too...` I thought to my self, and I cried.

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7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him.'


A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'


A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?' Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'


One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom? 'Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'


The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor. A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

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Mabentang Pick-Up Lines

1. Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
2. I'm a bee, can you be my honey?
3. May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita.
4. Papupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.
5. Are you a dictionary? Cause you add meaning to my life.
6. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
7. I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
8. Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?
9. Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon, pag naging akin ka.
10. Meralco ka ba? Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark.
11. Bangin ka ba? Nahulog kasi ako sa'yo.
12. May butas ba yang puso mo? Natrap kasi ako, can't find my way out.
13. Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can't smile without you.
14. Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now.
15. Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.
16. Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin.
17. Alam mo ba na scientist ako? At ikaw yung LAB ko.
18. May lisensya ka ba? Coz you're driving me crazy.
19. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.
20. Aanhin pa ang gravity, kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?
21. Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, "LUCKY ME."
22. Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you.
23. Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako, eh di MATCH tayo.
24. Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo.
25. Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi, dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal.
26. Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.
27. Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Cause i feel perfect beside you.
28. May mapa ka ba diyan? Para alam ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.
29. Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba yung kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?
30. Di ka ba nahihirapan sa sitwasyon natin? Hanggang friends na lang ba tayo?
31. Kung pumanaw man ang Selyang naging irog ni Balagtas, ngayon nakita ko na ang isang (name of girl), na magbibigay sa akin ng kasiyahan o kabiguaang aking inaasam asam, (name of girl) wag mo sanang palubugin ang araw sa tanghaling tapat, tumingin ka sa aking mata at sabihin mong hindi mo ako mahal, at habang buhay kitang lulubayan.
32. Pagod ka na noh? Maghapon ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isip ko.
33. Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop. Bagay tayo! Bagay!
34. Minamalat na nanaman puso ko. Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo!
35. Uy papicture tayo para ma-develop tayo!
36. Can I take your picture? Coz i want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas!
37. Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!
38. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!
39. Umutot ka ba? Kasi you blew me away!
40. Sana T na lang ako, para I'm always next to U.
41. Great person, ikaw yan. Great friend, ikaw rin yan. Great looks, sa'yo talaga yan. Great heart, sa'yo pa in yan. Great taste, sobra ka na. KAPE na yan.
42. Kahapon nasaktan ako nung makita ko siya, di na niya kasi ako kilala pero nung tinitigan ko siyang mabuti, na-realize ko di ko din pala sya kilala. Kaya naman pala.
43. Aanhin pa ang alak kung sa akin pa lang, tinatamaan na sila.
44. Siguro magaling kang mag-CPR kasi napatibok mo ulit ang puso ko!
45. Camera ka ba? Kasi you make me smile.
46. Noong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA. I CANT MOVE ON!
47. You're like dandruff. I can't get you out of my head.
48. Eraser ka ba? Kasi binura mo ang masasamang ala-ala ko.
49. Pwede ba kitang maging driver? Para ikaw na magpatakbo ng buhay ko.
50. BOY: Is this seat taken? GIRL: NO, and so am I.
51. Is your dad a terrorist? Coz you're the BOMB baby!
52. Excuse me, alam mo ba kung anong oras na? Tumigil kasi ang mundo nang makita kita.
53. Nasaan ka kagabi? Wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko.
54. Nasa impyerno na ba ako? Coz you're so HOT!
55. Gusto ko nang mamatay, para makasama na ang anghel na tulad mo!
56. (Name of girl), sa dinadami ng babaeng dumaan sa buhay ko, ni isa wala pa akong minahal. Kung sakali ngayon pa lang, isang bagay lang ang ikinakatakot ko. Ang malamang mahal mo na ako pero may kapiling na akong iba.
57. Hindi ka ba napapagod, kasi kanina ka pa takbo ng takbo sa utak ko.
58. Napaos na naman ako sa kakasigaw ng pangalan mo.
59. Uy, question? Can you recommend a good banker where I can make a deposit? Coz I'm planning to save all my love for you.
60. May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.
61. Oi bukas sisingilin na kita ng renta ha, kasi matagal ka ng nakatira sa puso ko.
62. Excuse me. Kung dederetchohin ko ba ang daan na ito, dederetcho ba ito sa puso mo?
63. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzles noh? Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko binubuo mo na.
64. Exam ka ba? Kasi gustong gusto na kitang i-take home eh.
65. Uy sabi ng doctor malala na daw ang sakit ko sa puso. Dalawa na lang daw ang option: either ICU or you see me.
66. Ibibili kita ng salbabida, kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.
67. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight, o gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?
68. Kung bola ka at ako ang player, mashoo-shoot ba kita? Hindi, kasi lagi kitang mamimiss.
69. Wag kang maooffend ha, pero sa tingin ko, magnanakaw ang mga magulang mo. Ninakaw lahat ng bituin sa langit at inilagay sa mga mata mo.
70. Ms., cardiologist ka ba? Pwede mo po bang alagaan ang puso ko?
71. Nakakatakot di ba ang multo? Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.
72. boy: you deserve everything and i deserve nothing! girl: i am nothing and you are my everything... now, do we deserve each other?
73. i know it is not possible for me to rearrange the alphabet to put U and I together, but in my keyboard U and I are beside each other.
74. kung naging ALAK ka lang... malaki siguro matitipid ko sa inuman... kasi tinititigan palang kita... TINATAMAAN na ako.
75. i'm not acting nice for you to like me.. i'm acting the way you make me when i'm with you.. even just seeing or hearing you..
76. if i lose you..il do everything to find you..if i lose your love, that would be the end of everything for me...
77. Boy: hoi! Wlang peDestrian lane ang uTak ko! Girl: eh anO ngayoN?? Boy: bA't lagi kang tUmatawid sa isipan ko?!
78. dumadami na ang mga single ngayon . .para mabawasan na cla . gusto mo TAYO NA?? :D
79. boy : do you like me ? girl : in your dreams ! boy : then il sleep and dream now ....
80. peter pan once said:"if you close your eyes and think about something you really want ..YOU'LL FLY .."But how come everytime i think of you .. I FALL ?? :) ♥
81. "Aanhin pa ang damo, kung sayo pa lang may tama na ko."

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