A Nun Riding A Taxi

Driver: i'd like to ask a favor if i may, sister i've always fantasized kissing a nun

Nun: ok but first you have to be a catholic, 2nd you have to be single

Driver: i am both catholic and single

so the nun fulfills the taxi driver fantasy and kiss him

Driver: thank you but i must confess.. i lied to you.. i am married and im a muslim

Nun: thats ok.. im on my way to a costume party and my real name is BOYET!!!